bassists and percussionists ARE the best fuckers in fact if u take a jazz band the whole rhythm section is probably all good at fucking (disclaimer: some (all) guitarists are pillow princesses)
i just got back from a rehearsal for a school band/orchestra concert and i can once again confirm from personal experience that everyone in percussion (and you’re right, everyone in the rhythm section of jazz band) are Hot
I like how every god damn person who’s ever been in a band can call bullshit on this. Percussion is Chaotic Neutral and everyone knows it.
tbh, there are a few changes i’d probably make to this now, primarily stuff like adding in ones i missed like tuba (who i’m debating as lawful neutral or neutral good), moving flute to lawful evil, percussion to chaotic neutral, and GET RID OF ONE OF THE BASS DUPLICATES GOD THAT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
if i'm a bottom… uh what does that mean? like what is the point of the alignments
i am always floored when people on tumblr don’t know what the positions are cause of…how this website is, but i’ve got a ton of asks like this sooo-
if you are like this nonny, enjoy my one and only explanation: they’re sex positions for lesbian/gay/bi/pan people in not-straight relationships, if that makes sense. (cause traditional roles don’t really apply….aha….)i dunno if that’s a good explanation, but if you want a more in depth thing you can probably find it on tumblr cause half this website is p.or.n anyhow, aha.
if i'm a bottom… uh what does that mean? like what is the point of the alignments
i am always floored when people on tumblr don’t know what the positions are cause of…how this website is, but i’ve got a ton of asks like this sooo-
if you are like this nonny, enjoy my one and only explanation: they’re sex positions for lesbian/gay/bi/pan people in not-straight relationships, if that makes sense. (cause traditional roles don’t really apply….aha….)i dunno if that’s a good explanation, but if you want a more in depth thing you can probably find it on tumblr cause half this website is p.or.n anyhow, aha.
ok, i don’t think i’ve ever related to a tweet more in my life
Semi-seriously, this is the problem with cultural elitism- not just that it shuts out works outside of its accepted canon, but it diminishes works within them. Because a lot of classical songs are good songs- but you’re not meant to listen to them as “good songs”. You’re meant to listen to them as the Greatest Works Ever Made By Human Hands That Can Only Be Understood By The Greatest Of Geniuses. And they don’t reach that standard. No work of art ever made is, was, or ever will be as good as we claim classical music is, so when they are merely very good it’s a disappointment. And with them Great Intellectual Works, we just assume we’re too dumb to get it. And no-one likes to feel stupid, so we just go with they’re elitist boring songs and that’s why we haven’t come to peace with our place in the universe after listening to Moonlight Sonata
If classical music was shown to us as just music, songs we might like or dislike just like any other, it probably wouldn’t have the stigma as boring. People who don’t like them just wouldn’t like them. But they’ve not been seen as music to just listen to in centuries. It’s no wonder no-one likes music you aren’t allow to listen to without completing a history exam to prove you deserve it.
And what makes that even worse is the fact that a lot of classical music (ie Mozart) literally was the pop music of the time. It was written to be accessible to the average listener, super easy to consume. I just hate that it’s become a mark of cultural elitism
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