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pumpkinspicerosin: dualclefsuffering: My hum…

pumpkinspicerosin:

dualclefsuffering:

My humble contribution to this awful meme. @pumpkinspicerosin @classicalcarp @secretstradivarius I’m looking at you

We’ll meet again @dualclefsuffering

i hate this so much

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classical-carp:

classical-carp:

Romeo and Juliet but it’s section leaders from band and orchestra

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?

Romeo, wheezing and sweating his ass off: I was at Band camp

Romeo kills himself by drinking valve oil

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classical-carp:

Romeo and Juliet but it’s section leaders from band and orchestra

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?

Romeo, wheezing and sweating his ass off: I was at Band camp

Listing of all our composer bros

omg-horns:

Shostabrovich / Brozart / Brohms / Brosky-Kosakov / Brokiev / Brothoven / Brohann Sebastian Bach / Brohann Strauss Sr. & Jr. / Franz Broseph Haydn / Leonard Brostein / Hector Brolioz / Leopold Brokowski / Jean Sibrolius / Brodrich Smetana / Lebros Janacek / Brodest Brossourgsky / Giovanni Gabroelli / Herbrot von Karajan / Arnold Brönberg / Alban Brog

tag yourself i’m brokowski

Classical music subgenres

theunvanquishedzims:

  • Fairy children dancing
  • ONWARD TO WAR
  • Electric guitars haven’t been invented yet so violins are still the sexiest instrument
  • Heavenly choir that’s way too long
  • Lost in a monastery and too timid to interrupt chanting to ask for directions
  • That one from the Bugs Bunny cartoon
  • Emilia’s garden parties are such fun!
  • Constance’s garden parties are not as fun as Emilia’s but still quite pleasant
  • Must we attend Gertrude’s garden party (Mother says we must)
  • Fairy adults dancing (NSFW)
  • You’ve heard this song a thousand times but your boss’ child has a flute solo so you have to keep nodding along
  • ONWARD TO WAR but with an indefinable Russian edge
  • An Italian man is singing from his belly so this is probably about love
  • (too quiet) TOO LOUD (too quiet) TOO LOUD
  • Intellectual supervillain shows off liberal arts education
  • Your boss’ other child has a ballet recital
  • Christmas
  • The other famous ballet that isn’t Swan Lake or the Nutcracker
  • Sitars?
  • The composer thinks cellos are sexier than violins
  • More dancing fairies but with an insidious tonal shift so you can tell it’s the weird kind with horns and this isn’t the nice part of the story
  • Church music that’s too bland to be heavenly choir or chanting
  • The Big Six

tag yourself, i’m the unsexy violins

Would your theme song be Schubert's &quot…

Would your theme song be Schubert's "Trout Quintet" or Saint-Saens' "Aquarium" from Carnival of the Animals? 😀

i want to say Aquarium because imo it just has a cooler sound overall (and also reminds me of so many video games/books i love) but c’mon….with the name Trout Quintet, how could i pass that up?

omg-horns: May the Bach memes never end brin…

omg-horns:

May the Bach memes never end

bringing this bach

bassists and percussionists ARE the best fucke…

bassists and percussionists ARE the best fuckers in fact if u take a jazz band the whole rhythm section is probably all good at fucking (disclaimer: some (all) guitarists are pillow princesses)

i just got back from a rehearsal for a school band/orchestra concert and i can once again confirm from personal experience that everyone in percussion (and you’re right, everyone in the rhythm section of jazz band) are Hot

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five-flats:

tilthat:

TIL Bagpipes were considered weapons of war up until 1996

via reddit.com

ok this one is definitely bullshit

yeah, bagpipes are still fucking dangerous. have you seen those things? spiky pain balls

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shit-my-music-professors-say:

Theory professor: the form is ABACABA

Friend: it sounds like avocado

fresh abacaba