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moz-arent:

classical-carp:

classical-carp:

i think i’m going to regret this but…are there any composer fanfictions out their? i’m looking to read Cursed Literature

Why did you feel a need to share this with us?

it’s important to be cultured

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classical-carp:

i think i’m going to regret this but…are there any composer fanfictions out their? i’m looking to read Cursed Literature

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classical-carp:

my brother’s having me play at his wedding today and i’ve never been more nervous for a performance in my life

update- it went well!!!! my mom started sobbing and so did his fiancé and it was really cuteeeee

what are you taking about? this is famous comp…

what are you taking about? this is famous composer meowzart! or maybe it’s pawvinsky…catchaikovsky even…

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bach-official:

Maiden Voyage

As of now, 12:47 AM in the sovereign state of Texas, a boy creates a blog. A blog, hopefully, that will reach the heights of musical Tumblr akin to that of @f-sharp-major-official @you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @rosin-official @classical-crap @classical-carp @flute-jesus and many, many, others. Greetings. I hope I will be seen as one of your brethren.

smooth sailings, friend

pumpkinspicerosin: dualclefsuffering: My hum…

pumpkinspicerosin:

dualclefsuffering:

My humble contribution to this awful meme. @pumpkinspicerosin @classicalcarp @secretstradivarius I’m looking at you

We’ll meet again @dualclefsuffering

i hate this so much

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classical-carp:

classical-carp:

Romeo and Juliet but it’s section leaders from band and orchestra

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?

Romeo, wheezing and sweating his ass off: I was at Band camp

Romeo kills himself by drinking valve oil

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classical-carp:

Romeo and Juliet but it’s section leaders from band and orchestra

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?

Romeo, wheezing and sweating his ass off: I was at Band camp

Listing of all our composer bros

omg-horns:

Shostabrovich / Brozart / Brohms / Brosky-Kosakov / Brokiev / Brothoven / Brohann Sebastian Bach / Brohann Strauss Sr. & Jr. / Franz Broseph Haydn / Leonard Brostein / Hector Brolioz / Leopold Brokowski / Jean Sibrolius / Brodrich Smetana / Lebros Janacek / Brodest Brossourgsky / Giovanni Gabroelli / Herbrot von Karajan / Arnold Brönberg / Alban Brog

tag yourself i’m brokowski

Classical music subgenres

theunvanquishedzims:

  • Fairy children dancing
  • ONWARD TO WAR
  • Electric guitars haven’t been invented yet so violins are still the sexiest instrument
  • Heavenly choir that’s way too long
  • Lost in a monastery and too timid to interrupt chanting to ask for directions
  • That one from the Bugs Bunny cartoon
  • Emilia’s garden parties are such fun!
  • Constance’s garden parties are not as fun as Emilia’s but still quite pleasant
  • Must we attend Gertrude’s garden party (Mother says we must)
  • Fairy adults dancing (NSFW)
  • You’ve heard this song a thousand times but your boss’ child has a flute solo so you have to keep nodding along
  • ONWARD TO WAR but with an indefinable Russian edge
  • An Italian man is singing from his belly so this is probably about love
  • (too quiet) TOO LOUD (too quiet) TOO LOUD
  • Intellectual supervillain shows off liberal arts education
  • Your boss’ other child has a ballet recital
  • Christmas
  • The other famous ballet that isn’t Swan Lake or the Nutcracker
  • Sitars?
  • The composer thinks cellos are sexier than violins
  • More dancing fairies but with an insidious tonal shift so you can tell it’s the weird kind with horns and this isn’t the nice part of the story
  • Church music that’s too bland to be heavenly choir or chanting
  • The Big Six

tag yourself, i’m the unsexy violins