Category: anonymous

I play the violin and bass guitar- what is my …

I play the violin and bass guitar- what is my alignment?

honestly, almost all guitars except acoustic are tops, so your top genes and power bottom genes combine to make you a top-leaning verse

I play tuba and bass. What am i for ur top/bot…

I play tuba and bass. What am i for ur top/bottom alignment???

your bottom-passing top genes and power bottom genes have combined to make you a True Verse

During a rehearsal i played my euphonium upsid…

During a rehearsal i played my euphonium upside down (which is much harder than it sounds), and also bouncing on my knee, which made it sound like constant trills. Band director didnt notice. He never notices anything i do tbh

i’ve always wanted to do something like that tbh. either put it on my knee or see how much my hand can go into a tuba or something.

I was in an orchestral recording session for N…

I was in an orchestral recording session for Naxos and my nose started bleeding mid-take. It was overshadowed by the fact that a bassist had passed out ten minutes before.

they make everybody do a ritual blood sacrifice before you can sign onto the record label

I was wondering why I couldn't get a boyf…

I was wondering why I couldn't get a boyfriend, then I found your alignments and realized I play piano rip in peace my love life that never existed (but like seriously I've had 2 failed almost relationships)

rip, but honestly at the same time this is a mood. i blame my past piano genes for my 16 year streak of being single

Worst rehersal thing Ive done is yell fuck bc …

Worst rehersal thing Ive done is yell fuck bc the trumpets couldnt count to 5. Its really not that hard, is it?

i don’t blame you at all honestly. anytime someone consistently messes up the counts it’s a struggle to keep my mouth shut

Wait so where's the alignment chart for t…

Wait so where's the alignment chart for the lawful neutral chaotic good evil etc?

hmm, it’s probably buried under my posts, i’ll add it to the top of my queue and it should post soon!

I'M THE OTHER BASS ANON WTF YOU LIED TO M…

I'M THE OTHER BASS ANON WTF YOU LIED TO ME

BASS ANON IM SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY

I once tripped my stand partner down the stair…

I once tripped my stand partner down the stairs so i could have the solo she had stole from me while I was away sick

this sounds like something someone in a hallmark drama would do

Alignment? My mom tried to make me play piano,…

Alignment? My mom tried to make me play piano, and I failed. Now I play flute well, percussion decently and I used to be able to play guitar.

percussion and flute both make you lawful evil, and your pillow prince(ss) genes from the flute combine with your top genes to make you a needy top!