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moz-arent isnt answering her asks so hello brother!! its me classicalcarp aka emily!!! whats up!!! how r u!!!! seems like the music memes are better than ever!!

hullo sister!! honestly, i’ve kind of been on a semi-hiatus myself, senior year is way more Chaotic than i was expecting.

but i hope you’re doing carp-tastic (sorry), we miss you!!

are french horns and trombones compatible? are french horns and french horns compatible. i need a girlfriend 🙂

french horns are fairly versatile when it comes to relationships, and honestly i’ve never met one who isn’t a sweetheart in a so-adorable-you-want-to-die long-term relationship, so i’d say yes.

im about to go to my lesson and i havent practiced a single scale in weeks

pro tip: have scales so you don’t have to practice any

Frustrated and still needing to choose an instrument, I angrily threw up my hands and said I could play… the violin, or whatever, Y'know, the orange wood box that sounds kinda cool. My parents tried to persuade me out of it (they knew a bad violin player sounds awful) ("If you HAVE to play a string instrument… about the viola instead?") but I could actually make a sound come out of the violin and I stuck with it. I've been playing now for 6+ years. Once you go violin. you can't go back (2/2)

petition to call flutes “silver tubes” and violins “cool orange boxes.”

I was actually supposed to play the flute! My mom decided that because my brother and I were so good at whistling (it's the only talent I have lmao), she'd have us play the clarinet and the flute, respectively. We went to the music shop to browse n rent the instruments, and… while my bro fit perfectly w/ the clarinet, I couldn't make a single sound come out of that frickign silver tube. Or the clarinet. (1/2)

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Hey Carp, do you know any classical pieces with titles or lyrics involving rabbits or hares? Honestly, anything between the years 1200 and 1900'll do. Instrument combo's don't matter. Fuck me up.

honestly the only thing i can think of is Peter (rabbit) and the Wolf

Is it bad that I only know how some classical songs sound is because of barbie movies?

psh….that’s wild….can’t relate to that at all…….

Where are trombonists on the allignement chart?

chaotic neutral, and a top-passing bottom, which is basically chaotic x2

what are English horns on the alignments chart?

lawful good verse…which tbh is a pretty Powerful combination

Hi! I love your blog. Is there a classical music discord because I know -1 classical musicians irl and I hate it!

i think someone made one at some point but i haven’t really heard about it in a while…

would you guys want one? i’ve started using my discord a lot more again and i’ve been considering it