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^^^^
:/
:p
‘oh sweetie… can you play ode to joy for us??’
(in theaters never)
@ anyone with auditions coming up
*shudders*
*winces*
<33
2018
27th raven’s head
a lot of lgbt people are in my orchestra so i had more experience with those
about
about the cod
about the cod tbh
acoustic
acoustic music
Adorned Path Of Stillness
adult swim
advice
aeolian editions
aether
ah yeah….hard to play violin without a breath
aha
AHDHDJJDJDKFKD
ahdhdjjdjs
AHH
AHHHH
ahjskdkdks
ahshdjdkksks
ahshjdjd
ahshjsjs
ahsjdhdjke
ahsjdjdkkd
AHSJDJJDKSKSK
AHSJDJKDJEJDK
ahsjdkkdk
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ajshdjjdjdjd
ajsjjdjs
ajsjkd
akjsjdjdjdkd
aksjkfkrkdl
alignments
also
also i just woke up so i’m praying what i said was coherent sjdjjdsk
also i practice scales pretty consistently
also i was prepping for this to spark Heated Discourse in the classical music community on here cause a lot of people think differently
also i wish i knew famous saxophone players so i could make horse puns but
also- congrats! music couples are so cute
also- do you guys play them on the piano first or is that just me?
also- i will never shake the dramatic prissy stereotype from flute players
also- the buzzfeed thing is something i vaguely remember from a year ago so if it was a girl doing that show….whoopsie daisy
also- youre v pretty
also-ive done this too
also….dont
also….you should meet the cellos i know
although i agree with this it kinda bothers me cause the futch scale is for wlw…right?
although i’d argue that acoustic guitars are verses
although tbh…ive done this
always
ambient
ambient music
an actual reference
and 1 out of 1 facts i say are wrong
and all my posts list them separately
and also my social anxiety hhhhh
and dance in the beautiful presence of my dreams
and he did ac music?
and i cant believe nobody talks about it
and i thought itd be ok to reblog
and i’ll delete this
AND ITS JUST CAUSE MY FRIENDS CALLED IT DIFFERENT NAMES OH GOD
and my teacher
and on a new one too?
and the chairs get weirdly comfortable when im tired….
and the new years party i’m going to is full of band and orchestra kids
and the rosin of course
and then i did
and then….coincidentally….my profile picture may change too
and these genes overpower your incel-type piano ones
animation
anonymous
ansjdkdkdk
anyhow
anyhow i don’t mind that they’re back as long as people remember the whole sarcasm thing and don’t eat rosin
apella
aphbag
art
artwork
as a certified gay ™….yes
as for being in charge- just keep the group focused. don’t be afraid to raise your voice and take charge
as long as i can hold my breath
ASFHHFSASCHJJYRRDFYTEWDBJKI
ask game
ask meme
ask who
asks
ASS
audience always ruins something
audio
avalon sutra
avantgarde
avantgarde art
avantgarde music
aw
b flat major and b flat minor tbh
ba dum tss
baba yaga
band
bangers
banjos are good but they’re chaotic because they’re in a lot of country music
baroque
basically
bass
bass clarinet
bassoon
beautiul music
beauty
because this would be me
big mood
blithe field
boduf songs
Brahms owns my ass
but also
but anyways
but either way i like boh blogs so
but hey… its carpon
but his mom is super active with the band and everybody loves her
but honestly you’re ok
but i dont think it harms anyone
but i feel like the sarcasm would be less obvious
but i haaate it most times
but i was pleasently surprised
but i’d say most likely its true neutral
but im going through my ask box now!
but it made me sleep terribly egh
but my conductor scares me sometimes
but not on here lmao….chill out
but otherwise
but still
but that’s because i am a fish of course
but these questions were fun! thanks for asking!!!
but this was a nice ask
but with band i was a bit shakier
but yeah
but yeah horns are verse and soprano 2s are power bottoms…..the power gene was too possible not to be present for you
but yeah i guess it’d switch up?
but yeah i’m making this one sec
but yeah- if i put it simply they’re essentially bigger and deeper basses? if that makes sense?
but yeah….dont beat yourself up about it
but yeah…this is a mood
but….you aren’t wrong
BUZZFEED NO
can’t believe i forgot harp on my alignment chart
canti magnetici
carpiccilo
cats /
cause i like seeing how people are at other orchestras and bands
cause it highlighgs how dangerous it would be to actually eat it
cause it’s nsfw and i’d rather not say it since i’m a minor and hhhh
cause the notification doesnt always pop up in my feed thingy
cause they go either way from my experience
cause your both…switches….aha….
cecil baldwin
cello
chinatown84
chorus
cinematic
cinematic soundscape
cinematographic
clarinet
classica music meme
classical
classical minimalism
classical music
classical music meme
classical music memes
classical musicblr
classical musician
classical-crap
classicalcarp goodbye party
claude speeed
commonplace books
compassion
compilation
compound
Concert
confessions
congregate
contemporary classical
contemporary classical music
contrabassoon
cool!!!
crap-iccioso
cronch cronch
cronch cronch motherflippers
cronchiccilo
cs + kreme
cursed post cursed post
damn…that cello part though…..
dance
dancer
daniel schmidt
dark ambient
dark ambient music
dark humor
dark music
dark romanticism
dark wave
darkambient
darkambientmusic
darkwave
Day Before Us
deenielweeniel
defenestratethepies
deleted the reblog comment cause shes been a bad person
didnt know what to do once i realized
dogs
don’t feel like this was helpful but?
don’t quote me on this though shdjdjjd
dont remember who madd that picture….but its good
doom ambient
double bass
double bass minus 420
dreaming-of-the-devil
dreamscape
drone
dual wielding
dub
duh
dunno
dunno if this is about the whole rosin thing but
either way…still surprised
electroacoustic
electroacoustic music
electronic
electronica
elisha morningstar
english horn
enjoy!
especially cause it was at an amusement park
essay
etheral romanticism
ethereal
ethereal music
ethereal romanticism
Ethereal wave
even if it isn’t always true
even if it isnt music
even though its probably lack luster otherwise
every time i see these videos i want to be in percussion
except the kazoo…of course….
experimental
experimental art
experimental music
face always toward the sun
facts
family tree
field recording
fieldkit
fight me anon flower
fishing for asks
flute
folk
for my singers
for that Halloween…spirit
forest swords
found this on ig
free
french hen tbh
fresh prince of bel air
fuck
fuck i cant tell my bass friends
full album
funk machine
gamelan
gay violin players represent
gemini
german
get it….bait….
get it…because…yeah…
GH records
god i would probably do something like that
god mention
god this is me
god this is on topic
good addition
good concept
good edition
good idea
good response
google it or go on urban dictionary
gorgeous
gothic
gotta cronch that string sauce
gotta get one rosin joke a month to keep the doctor away
gradual hate records
graphic design is my passion guys
guess im a hostage now
guidlines for bespoke
guitars in general tend to be tops anyhow
guys it is so late I should have spread out these asks
guys… it is actually so late as i’m queueing this
hadn’t been sure
hainbach
hajdjdkfjd
Halloween
hand drum
happy valentines day!
harold budd
harp
have i reblogged this one before??
he said it’s usually laid back cause we’re all music nerds and his mom is usually there
headspin recordings
heh…
hell yeah
here it is anon!
hey guys did you hear that-
hhh
HHHH
hhhhh
hhhhhh
hhhhhhh
hhhhhhhh
hidden sound
hildur guðnadóttir
history always favours the winners
hm…i will deliberate further with the carp council and this decision may change later
hmm
hmmm
hmmmm
hoe short
holy minimalism
hope this helped!!!
hope this was helpful!
horn
horror stories
how did it explode??? what????
hypnotic
i actually think the viola sounds really nice by the way ajsjsjjs
i always tag those as sarcasm just in cass
i always try to rehearse but it’s so warm…..
i am contemplating putting a version of this in my links
i am only a junior but i plan on minoring in music since i’m not allowed to major in it
i am proud too
i approve of the stock photo banner on the bottom
i can’t fix the formatting on this cause tumblr mobile hates me
i can’t keep track
I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TUBAS
i cant do a hashtag deep so picture it in your mind
i corrected it to eighteenth century on the original post but….uhh….this notification was sooo old ajdjkdkd
i could make a viola joke but i won’t
i could not make all the text boxes fit or be the same size so…enjoy
i could picture it breaking and it was hhhhh
i didn’t send this to myself by the way this was an actual anon i got and i’m
I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERENT DIFFERENT
i disagree…this makes so much sense
i don’t know if clarinets work like that but
i don’t mind if adults follow me
i don’t really know any mezzos
i dont know if its a compliment or not
i dont think theyre that bad but it seems like most people are over them
i dont usuallg tag it but this is a lot so
i dunno
i dunno a good name for that….i think that just calling them vocal folds is powerful enough
i dunno i made this kinda late
i dunno…. what do you guys think?
i either love practicing or hate it
i enjoy debating stuff
i feel like i should tag that just in cass? dunno
i feel like mom said this at some point…we really are related
i feel like most people i guess are bottoms are actually bottoms
i feel like that’s the consensus for them? dunno
i feel like the haiku bot owner said some problematic stuff but i can’t remember
i first read the post as ‘vote for’ and ignored the me part
i had to think about this
i hadn’t thought about that difference before
i hate myself
i hate myself i reblogged this to my main at first
i have seen someone do that
I HAVENT PLAYED PIANO FOR A WHILE BUT AHHHH
i hope its coherent
i hope that wasn’t super expensive to fix
i hope you guys find something like this too
i know a lot of people like that tbh
i know i do
i know i have reblogged this before but i love the pun
i know i just reblogged this but
i know it was amazing…but how amazing…..
i know ive reblogged this before but its a mood
i know operas….i swear…..
i know this is an assumption but….am i wrong?
i know this is the quality content you follow me for
i know you tagged my fish sister but
i live for telemann saying m8
i love that video
i love these kinds of posts and wanted to make one
i may look back on this in a year and get sad but who cares
i may or may not of read the original post wrong
i mean… kinda?
i missed yesterday cause my grandparents came over
i need some ice for that burn
I only state their sexualities to demonstrate their expertise in these scientific areas
i saw your response and checked your blog
i sent that bassist into a tailspin im so sorry
i think ive reblogged this before but
I THOIGHT I HAD MENTIONED IT ON THIS BLOG BEFORE BUT I FUESS NOT JSJDJD
i thought cutting it off like that was funny but i don’t know now
i thought of this in history
i use wrist for certain pieces but i prefer arm
i used to remember a lot more when i went on a big kick but
i usually get chaotic good
i was beet red
i was just sitting here chillin… and then i read That
i was…not the smartest child?
i would have cried holy crap
i would have flipped out
i wouldn’t feel super bad about it cause everyone makes mistakes (Hannah Montana sings in the distance) but that situation is especially
i’m cautiously curious
i’m not even playing a piece by him right now w h a t
i’d chose a name like that anon
i’d recommend googling the definition
i’ll be sure to watch it
i’m curious
i’m curious as to how you started the fire but impressed that you put it out
i’m curious now
i’m jealous
i’m so bad at remembering to check asks
i’m so surprised tbh
i’m sorry i’ll stop
i’m…not jealous i swear
i’ve been playing for YEARS and i
idea
idontknowhowtospelliccilo
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ITS ALMOST BEEN 24 HOURS AND MY BRAIN IS STILL MELTING
if they did please tell me
if you compare their sounds they sound different
if you do tell me the story afterwards ahsjdjkd
if you guys tell me ones i missed ill add them
if you interact with it you d
if you want to tell the full story feel free anon
if you’re a pianist and you’re not single…you’re the 1 out of 50 cause the Earth hasn’t exploded yet
iglooghost
ignore the fact that bass and double bass are listed separately
im ashamed i did so badly
im curious about how the concert was
im my stand partner forgetting to turn the page annoyed
im wondering about the context
imma go self reflect on a mountain or something fuck what
important
impressive
in my arms many flowers
independent music
indie music
instrumental
instrumental music
interesting
Interview
is carpicalclass satan? cause i know you said our dad was satan a while ago
is this just funny to my stand partner and i?
is this….astral projection
it is my passion but….god it sucks sometimes
it is on my info page but i dunno who reads it so
it just looks Fun i dunno
it me looking at a mirror
it was a typo ahsjjdkd
it’s a struggle
it’s going to be a bit nsfw though
it’s kinda weird but it’s cool
it’s science….barely science
its all classical music related but not all jokes
its an orchestral instrument it is i will fight you on that
its good to do it
its not that big of a deal
its on topic….its in the fine arts hall
its so fun tbh
its still kind of funny to me ajdjdjkdkd
its stuck in my head
its time to find my happiness truly
its true
its very accurate
ive always wanted to do something like this during rehearsal
ive probably reblogged this before but i love it
ive seen my friends do this though
jajejjdkd
jan schulte
jazz
jeffrey cranor
joe pera
joe pera talks you to sleep
joseph fink
just an update
just in case
just kidding this is cursed
just lovely
kazoo
ketev
kinda
kit records
kranky
la russie autrement
lawful neutral
lazy day
leyland kirby
like i wanna talk a pilgrimage downtown and listen to this on repeat
like you might of said sis or something but my brain just glossed over it or something
like… it was a joke obviously but…..
limited edition
lion devours the sun
listen-to-the-darkness
little forest
live
live show
long post
look at him!!! hes a beautiful opera singer of course!!!
loops
love the username
love this theme tbh
love you sis but this is actually the Worst
loved this comment too much not to add it
lovely
luckyme records
lutoslawski classical
lyrical
lyrical poetry
magical symbolism
marching band
me breaking up the discourse ahdjdkkd
me playing the sax
me right now honestly
me too
me when i don’t practice
merchandise
message me how it goes/what you decide
message me how it went afterwards!!
michael scott voice: boom roasted
mike rugnetta
mine is the second one tomorrow for music….ahhhh!
minimal
Mithra! templezine
mixtape
moden classical music
modern classical
mom are you proud
momentum is not on our side
mood
more bangers…all good additions
most of my stuff like this is plus some stereotypes sprinkled in
Mozart
mts
Museum
music
music art
music artwork
music for dreams
music image
music video
musicblr
musician
musique concrete
my best posts are about procrastination arent they?
my post
my responses were long for these…wowza
my skeleton
my story from this year is a lot less brutal than that
my take away from this: this proves that i am indeed a carp and can play the violin thank you
mystical symbolism
Natalya Romashina
need ice for that?
needs a little more percussion
neo-romanticism
neoclasscial dark wave
neoclassic
neoclassic dark ambient
neoclassical
neoclassical darkwave
neoclassical music
neoromanticism
nevada in my dreams
new age
new age music
new album
new video
newage
nice
ninja tune
no
no fun cause it was a job
no more dumb friend stuff
no more ex boyfriend shit
no need for rain
noise
nomnomcupcakesworld
noon hill wood
not canon anymore its canceled its
not during rehearsal but
not mad at tchaik being in first for that
not mine
nsfw text
o
oboe
off topic
oh god
oh my gosh thats happened to me too
oh no
oh rip
oh well
oh whoa
oh yikes
OHHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
ok did i ghostwrite this response? cause same
ok guys i know we said rosin jokes are done but i actually love this post
ok here comes the mess of instrument tags
ok i try to only reblog jokes but this is actually so cool
ok this is very relevant
ok… that story wins
oof
ooo
opal tapes
opera
or should i say….cod save them
or should i say….it’s reel
or waited to answer all of them hhh
or….cod….heh…
orchestra
orchid tapes
our group photo isnt with our instruments thankfully
pbs
pbs idea channel
percussion
perfect solution
philip glass
Philippe Blache
pianist
piano
piano music
piano solo
piccolo
piccolo players i know are really easy going but bad at their instruments
plage arrière
please dont do cocaine cocaine ruins your brain
PLEASE LOOK AT THESE TAGS DON’T EAT ROSIN
please…please dont actually
podcast
poetical symbolism
poetry
poi dance
post classical
post industrial music
posting with no comment cause i dunno
private gig
probably but
probably overthinking this…it’s a shitpost about composers…i need to get off of tumblr
reblog bait
reblog chain
recital
reference
replies
Review
richard skelton
rip
rip jonny
ritual ambient
roast ghost
roméo poirier
rosin
rude
Russian poetry
Russian symbolism
ryuichi sakamoto
sacred minimalism
sailor-fish-moon
Saint Petersburg
samadhi sound
same for those moisture things if youre going somewhere humid
SARCASM /
sarcasticsilentcat
secret concert
secret soda machine
self reblog
self reblog kinda
send an ask about how it went when you’re done!
sent to me
she looks…concerned
she’s so nice so nobody minds
shosty maybe
showcase
sick burn mozart
sincerely a lonely and touch starved gay violinist and pianist
sixth grade was a….dark age
slavic folklore
slavic poetry
sleep
sleepy-core
sleepycore
slowcore
snoring
so calming :))))
so helpful when youre trying to focus :)))
so i only check when i see the ask notification itself which is rare cause mobile hates me
so much talent
so that’s the only other explanation
so you’re very needy but happy to be there if that makes sense
solo piano
solo piano contemporary classical music
some fuckin bangers for you all
some of the people that play the uke are……chaotic
some of them are verse but usually lean towards bottom
some other guy
someone said strolling strings to me as a name for it before and it was genius…shout out to whoever that was
sorry i didn’t do all the ones you asked for!
sorry i mixed the two up :p
sorry if i didn’t help a ton! people always tell me i am bad at giving advice D:
sorry if i didnt explain this well aha
sorry if you didnt want this reblogged but mood
sorry this is a bit of a long response
sorry to make this classical-carp confessional hour
sorry!
sound poetry
SoundCloud
Soundmuseum
sounds fantastic!
soundscape
speaking this into existence
spoken word
spooky
spring break has been busy but im glad to be back and have more time on here
staff
steve reich
still a banger to me though
still appreciate you asking! it was refreshing for someone to be so mindful tbh
strafinsky
submission
subtext
suprised i got lawful neutral
surreal
swearing
symbolical art
tag yourself i’m dead
tagged for me
tapeloop
tbh
tbh i only really mind if someone is dangerous/rude like a homophobe/a transphobe/a pedophile etc
tbh mood
tbh this did make me feel better about mine ajdjjdkd
tchaikorsky
tchaikovsky
tchaikovsky tbh
thanks for asking one! :D
thanks for asking!
thanks for asking!! these are fun
thanks for sending some!!!
thanks for sending these!!
thanks for tagging me! this was fun!
that hits close to home
that is truly a philosophical question
that joke was appropriate…right? hhhhh
that’s why I haven’t explained the stuff before
thats an old joke but
thats deep
thats my thoughts exactly
thats where id put them tbh
the band and chorus kids here are close because they perform together a lot
the caretaker
the classical-crap hive mind- a conspiracy thread
the complete landings
the credit is in the watermark
the most…. the most wonderful time of the year….
the old rosin has returned was their first post upon coming back
the only opera i can think of with tuberculosis is La Traviata and it makes me feel like a Fake Fan
the source is the twitter handle in the pic
the tubes
the voice of yoshi?
the-versatile-composer
thefordokami
their personalities remind me of trombones but they’re fully top instead of just top passing
theodduckling
theory-and-comp
there’s a system but it’s one i made so it’s unnecessarily complicated
these dreams are all pretty wild but that last one though…spooky
theurgic
they may get annoyed in the moment but everyone will appreciate it more when it gets close to opening night
they’re usually pretty go with the flow and try really hard though
thiccolo
this ask was asked before i made that long post but i ended up forgetting to respond ahhh
this band nation better be allied with the orchestral republic
this doesnt fit what i usually reblog but it is suh an aesthetic
this is a big mood right now
this is a lot to process
this is a really cool flute piece- give it a listen if you can!
this is about music…its on topic…i swear….
this is based off people i know by the way
this is completely true
THIS IS CUTE IM SO NOSTALGIC RN
this is Good
this is just from what i have heard from people who have applied around me
this is me
this is me at all of my auditions tbh
this is most people in my section tbh
this is my current mood
this is on topic for this blog i swear
this is shostakovich love hour
this is so funny to me
this is so weird and so interesting
this is true
this is why i dont play percussion
this is….on topic
this isn’t off topic it has classical in the title
this isnt classical music related but theres music and i think its cool so
this isnt specifically classical music but god always
this post….uh….totally about bunk beds! haha…….uhhhhhh /s
this probanly isnt that funny but… i like it
this response probably isnt as funny as i think it is but
this song makes me feel comforted
this was her idea by the way
this would be me
those piano genes are rough man
thought this was for an ask meme or something but nope
to-stars-and-back
top tier puns
touch
trailer
tralala-esque
trombone
tropical
tropical drums of deutschland
true as hell
true facts
trumpet
trumpet players don’t kill me
trust me i used to know when I remembered how to play the piano well
tuba
Twilight Records
uhh did i ghost write this post?
uhh me
uhhh
ukuleles are chaotic neutral cause although the music for it is cute and fun to play
underground music
understandable mistake
understated underground
untitled i
upcoming album
updated to include the french horn
veil
very organized
video
videos
viola
viola jokes
violapianoplayer is right
violas get fucked it’s violin appreciaion day!!!!!
violin
violist
vodkaauntviolin
voixdescoeurs
w h a t
wanted to make a classical music ask game and thought this would be fun!
wanted to type that as an actual reply but tumblr mobile hates me
was trying to make a joke like the ‘congrats it’s a boy’ but I dunno if it worked
We are classical We are carp
We are crap
we have the power of carps and satan (my dad) on our side…. lets do this
we here at classical-carp offer only the finest in fish/music related pun photoshop jobs
we kind of know the theater kids cause the musicals always have live orchestras but
we really are
we so tired of all the darkness in our lives
we’re very mathematically talented here at classical-carp industries
weird carp urges
welcome to night vale
wh
what a man
what is op ta
whats going on
whats happening
whats yours?
when i first started playing music i didn’t know the difference between a trombone and a trumpet
which is weird because the girls have to wear this terrible terrible dress
which isn’t an insult by the way it’s just the first thing I thought of
white noise
who doesn’t like operas about sluts with tuberculosis?
who doesn’t like oversharing online?!
whoa
why is that the only classical song they know
why not?
wichelroede
without sinking
won’t post pictures of myself but i’m good with the rest
worked harder on this than i should have
workin hard
would you guys mind if i reblogged more stuff like this too?
yair elazar glotman
yeah
yeah its choir
yes
yes i totally relate to this
yes this is another procrastination joke…enjoy
yess
yesss
you called me sister again but i wont correct you because i still think that whole mess is hilarious
you can tell i’m annoyed because i typed lmao non-ironically
you explained it very very well
you guys should….interact with this
you know how it is
you will be missed
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major
you….are not totally wrong
YOURE ALL GOOD
youre not wrong
ysaye tbh
yu su
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