Like I've always called it a double bass …

Like I've always called it a double bass or an upright bass and I'm like ??? But ??? Now I can't ever say double bass and that makes me sad. What am I supposed to do with my life now. It's in ruins. I should just quit! How can I call my self a bass player??

bass anon is having an existential crisis, and as a carp i must respond.

don’t worry, dear bass, a school of my brethren will arrive at your side soon at a speedy 4 miles per hour.