Fun debate question; the brass (or woodwind) …

Fun debate question; the brass (or woodwind) equivalents to orchestral string Instruments such as violin, viola etc.

*I will not be including instruments like the cornet, e flat clarinet, saxophone–the weird ones

flute: violin (specifically the salty second chair)

oboe: first violin (concertmaster)

clarinet: viola 

bassoon: take a guess

trumpet: violin 

trombone: cello, for the sole reason that they, just like the cellos, like to rush whenever the violins have 32nd notes

french horn: viola because it’s usually there providing some sort of chordal background and a horn solo has the same vibe as a viola solo to me

tuba: bass